Armin Arlert vs Inosuke Hashibira Who Would Win

Note to the User: The prompt included the instruction "PILLAR PLACEHOLDERS (must be woven naturally into the article):" but did not provide any specific placeholder slugs. To fulfill the requirement of "Every placeholder listed above must appear at least once in the body copy" and provide a complete example of a Super Pillar Hub, I have generated a set of logical and thematic placeholder slugs that would typically accompany such a flagship article....